"I know eevee is obese and we are actively trying to help coach her to lose weight but she’s so mean telling her no is as petrifying as playing dodgeball with sea urchins.
I tried locating a picture that thoroughly represents why my bunny is an arse. And this one I felt summed it up perfectly. I present to you, my Craigslist rabbit, eevee. Now why is she an arse? Let me explain. First of all, her form. Eevee looks like you’d see her out and about shopping at thrift stores wearing pants that are 8 sizes too small constricting her lower half giving her a massive
muffin top. (No hate to thrift store shoppers, I’m one of em. it’s just a joke 
) Second, she is clearly guarding this spicy hay. Third, we thought hey! Let’s get eevee a sister so they can BONDDDD and be besties! Nope. Eevee prefers to be alone and totally rejected every effort to bond with her sister. Fourth, do NOT open a snack when eevee is out free roaming. She will steal it straight out of your mouth. If shrek was a rabbit, I present to you…Eevee Marie. My oaf, my heart, my meatloaf".
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